test 1, subject: portakabin!

I've already tried this, so if you need explaining a second time, buy a time-machine. In the meantime,
Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin! Portakabin!

People of the school:

If you are reading this, you are at school. SO STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND PAY ATTENTION! The following is a highly nonsensical pile of stupid nonsense, but sadly I do not have time for picture nonsense because it is 7:29 and I have a hangover. But remember, if anything I say has offended you, please write to my teacher so I can get a rest.

P.S.
If you're totally desperate for some nonsense pictures please wait until about 16:00hrs for an update.
Stand down my army of nonsense.

Signing out.
 

If you like power ballads, move to Croatia!

Hello people of Nonsonia, I have discovered  Croatia! Where people listen only to power ballads and there are beaches reserved for naked people. Plus,if you book with nonsense airlines, you get yo adopt an abandoned Renault 4, as soon as they come out of fashion. Which they will not.


Go to Trpanj, and get a naked man bottle-opener. Travel up the world's hardest road to find a small beach, then swim out to find another small, rocky bay and cover yourself in medical mud (supplied by nature and a sawn of coke bottle of you're choice). 


And another thing,
do not, what ever you do, eat American, manufactured in Germany, hot dog rolls. Even the fish hate them, and believe me they love bread.


Good bye Nonsonians.   

Have you seen this plane?

Hello, fellow bloggers today is a great when this plane will achieve 13,000mph. It's such a shame the Americans lost it. What kind of nonsense was going on when that happened? A toy plane sure but this, launched from a satellite, oh well.





In other 2 day old news, a very dangerous rioter waltzed into Tesco, past the TV's and got himself some basmati rice. We do not know why he took this, but it can make birds explode. This must be what he wants. People of nonsense, if you see this man, take his rice.   

No playing on tanks, dear.

As you know, my blog (if you can call it that), is about scouring the internet for nonsense. I have discovered a gold mine of nonsense, this picture wasn't from it but many will. So go on, take a look at fail blog, but leave the nonsense too me.

Also, those who haven't experienced Portal should have look, my blog will have quite a bit to do with portal so if you want to try it out there's a flash version for non-committal people.Portal flash version.

P.S. If you have tried the above sites and don't like them, feel free to buzz of.

Here's a little story

I made this with Pivot...But it doesn't work :(

First day of nonsense!

Today's my first day of blogging, I'm going away soon so expect some tasty morsels of nonsense from Croatia. In the mean time I hope you take a look at stickpage. I'm bigging them up and I'm not being paid!I hope you like rambling on, talking incessantly, craziness and of course nonsense.