Hello people of Nonsonia, I have discovered Croatia! Where people listen only to power ballads and there are beaches reserved for naked people. Plus,if you book with nonsense airlines, you get yo adopt an abandoned Renault 4, as soon as they come out of fashion. Which they will not.
Go to Trpanj, and get a naked man bottle-opener. Travel up the world's hardest road to find a small beach, then swim out to find another small, rocky bay and cover yourself in medical mud (supplied by nature and a sawn of coke bottle of you're choice).
And another thing,
do not, what ever you do, eat American, manufactured in Germany, hot dog rolls. Even the fish hate them, and believe me they love bread.
Good bye Nonsonians.
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